Did anyone else have a big fat girl-crush on Brittany Murphy? She was the ultimate early 2000 pin-up right? Huge puppy dog eyes, giant rack, a naive other-worldly aura contrasted with that wide-eyed crazy bitch skank thing? Fucking hot if you ask me, (and just so you know – I’m way into cock, but everyone has their ‘I’d consider switchin’ teams for that chick’ thing right?) She made shit movies good – 8 mile? Puh-lease, the only part anyone remembers is that sex scene yeah? Or is that just me? Maybe. Anyway – it’s a sad day – and the fact that it’s been put down to ‘natural causes’ is just fucking odd. 32? Is there hope for any of us?









